August 17, 2006

Why go for Women 30+

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女人總不願意老
但事實是
我們不可能比現在的自己更年輕

外表可以想辦法維持
養生也好保養也好整形也罷
身為女人的我們
總是在想辦法讓每一個當下
都是人生最美麗的時刻

這種隱隱的焦慮與恐懼
驕傲與尊嚴
除了在艾瑞卡張的書中
我們聆聽到女人的心聲與認同

在看到美國CBS 60分鐘Andy Rooney 的這篇文章時
也深深的感動與釋懷
怕老
也許是一片永遠跟著我的雲
然而
它也許不見得是
一片烏雲...

我們永遠不會
是那個唯一愛自己
唯一覺得自己美麗珍貴的人

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.


Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.


Posted by Miranda at August 17, 2006 10:14 PM
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